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[Sun 11:14pm – SMS]
You're a sleepy head today?

[Sun 11:15pm – SMS]
What ? I'm perfectly awake

[Sun 11:16pm – SMS]
Hum.. Sorry.. but... who are you?

[Sun 11:16pm – SMS]
Oh ... yeah i think you texted the wrong number.

[Sun 11:17pm – SMS]
Oh man, sorry dude, I thought you were my friend. She's.. a lot of well let's just say she love to sleep. So what ya doing?

[Sun 11:19pm – SMS]
It's ok, it happens. uh .. watching a movie. you ?

[Sun 11:20pm – SMS]
I'm bored. And she was supposed to un-bored me. Sorry again dude, not my type to text some anoymous guy randomly. I think I'm gonna make a sandwich.

[Sun 11:21pm – SMS]
Don't worry, i was bored too. My sister has chosen the film, it's awful. Thank you, now i'm hungry.

[Sun 11:22pm – SMS]
Romantic kind of movie? Dude, I feel you. Hungry is my life. I'm a sous-chef, believe me, this sandwich is gonna be epic.

[Sun 11:23pm – SMS]
Yeah, totally. And i can't leave or she'll probably kill me. Oh God. Now i want one too ...

[Sun 11 – SMS]
What kind of sister is that? Well.. Go make yourself one? Mine is delicious by the way.

[Sun 11:25pm – SMS]
That is so cruel.

[Sun 11:26pm – SMS]
And I think I'm doomed. There's nothing in the fridge.

[Sun 11:27pm – SMS]
Oh Bro, I'm so sorry for you. *laughing so hard* So, what's your name?

[Sun 11:28pm – SMS]
Shut up. I don't know if i should tell you that anymore. You're kind of cold hearted.

[Sun 11:29pm – SMS]
Don't you like.. make grocery? Cause I suppose you're not some teenager who still live with his parents. Dude, are you even a dude? Still, my name is Jem. See how cold hearted I am? I told you my name first.

[Sun 11:30pm – SMS]
I do, thank you. No, i'm not. I just forgot to do them yesterday and now there's nothing. I'm not a woman, sorry for your little dreams. I'm Carter by the way.

[Sun 11:31pm – SMS]
I don't have that kind of problem with my job, wich is to make food. I can send you one if you want. My little dreams? Who told you I was a men? Maybe I'm woman or maybe I'm gay, hun. Nice to meet you Carter. Well, I shoudn't say meet, but, whatevs.

[Sun 11:32pm – SMS]
And how would you do that ? Well, I don't know, just got this feeling. And now I'm sure you're one. Nice to meet you too, Jem. I think. But seriously what kind of name is that ?

[Sun 11:33pm – SMS]
Seriously dude, no idea. Give me your adress maybe? Sure I'm one what? Gay? Woman? Because Bro' I can assure you with my life I'm a guy. What do you have againt my name? It's a beautiful name. And it's not my real name, though.

[Sun 11:34pm – SMS]
I just looked in my pants, yeah, I'm sure, I'm a dude.

[Sun 11:35pm – SMS]
You really think I'm going to give my adress to a stranger ? I may be hungry but I'm not crazy. You could be a serial killer for all I know.
That's what i meant.
Oh right so I gave you mine but you didn't gave me your real one ? That's not fair. I think my hypothesis is getting true.

[Sun 11:36pm – SMS]
You had doubt ?

[Sun 11 – SMS]
Of course I didn't. What do you think? Oh yeah, you think I'm serial killer. Thanks dude, it's touching me you think that of me. For less I know, you could be a serial killer too. And for my name, it's my nickname, actually. Cause I don't like my real one. Or complete one. So it's almost it. And you hurt my feeling, I should hate you for that, like forever.

[Sun 11:38pm – SMS]
Well sorry, but truth to be told ... i don't know you. Well ... Exactly ! I could be a serial killer for all you know. But i'm not. Oh you made me curious. What the real one then ?  But hey here you are, still texting me.

[Sun 11 – SMS]
It goes both ways, Bro. You are still texting me too. Maybe later, for the name. You didn't told me what you do for living, I told you I'm a sous-chef, so, what are you?

[Sun 11:40pm – SMS]
Well, you're less boring than this shitty movie. I'm a musician.

[Sun 11:41pm – SMS]
Seriously? And you are like... what, in a band, solo or bars?

[Sun 11:42pm – SMS]
That sandwich was glorious man. Wish you could have taste that.