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[Sun 11:42pm – SMS]
In a band.

[Sun 11:43pm – SMS]
Ok. I hate you.

[Sun 11:44pm – SMS]
I'm so sorry dude. Tell me what you have in your fridge, I can maybe found you something to eat. Oh and what's your band name?

[Sun 11:45pm – SMS]
Not a good idea. The last time I tried to do something, I burned the butter. I'm so not gonna tell you the name.

[Sun 11:47pm – SMS]
How can you manage to burn butter? Is it even possible? Why? You're so mean, I don't know why I keep texting you up. (and my face is actually really sad, just thought you should know).

[Sun 11:48pm – SMS]
Apparently, you can, yes. Problably because you would Google it and it would be creepy. Oh poor little thing.

[Sun 11:49pm – SMS]
That's it, you're the meanest person I've ever talked to. If I tell you my real name, do you tell me your band's name?

[Sun 11:50pm – SMS]
Yeah, i know, everyone's telling me that. And as tempting as it is ... nope. =)

[Sun 11:51pm – SMS]
I guess it's my turn to say poor little thing. Nope? With a smiley friendly face? Ugh. I hate you. This friendship is over.

[Sun 11:52pm – SMS]
Oh, come on, it's not against you. You’d know what I look like and everything. And I don't. It's not fair.

[Sun 11:53pm – SMS]
Well it's not like there's nude pictures of you, right? Wait, is there any?

[Sun 11:54pm – SMS]
Who knows. (;

[Sun 11:55pm – SMS]
Haha. Ok, I never laughed this hard.

[Sun 11:57pm – SMS]
Happy to know I maked you laugh. I was actually serious, is there any leaked naked pics of you?

[Sun 11:58pm – SMS]
Dude, it's been a while we text. =P

[Sun 11:59pm – SMS]
You really thinking i'll tell you ?

[Sun 12:00pm – SMS]
Oh. That's probably why my sister is looking at me with a death stare.

[Sun 0 – SMS]
Well.. Not exactly. Still, I'm sad. I wanted to print it and hang it on my wall. Nothing to worry about. And for your sister, if you didn't looked at movie, yeah, she's right to be mad at you. I would be.

[Sun 12:03pm – SMS]
Wait ?

[Sun 12:04pm – SMS]
Man, you were serious when you said you were gay...

[Sun 12:05pm – SMS]
Dude, relax. I was kidding! So now what'ya doing? Finished the movie?

[Sun 12:06pm – SMS]
Don't worry, same here. It's none of my business anyway. hm hm, almost, it's the final scene, finally ! And I'm still starving, thanks. And you ?

[Sun 12:07pm – SMS]
Be brave dude, be brave. She's gonna offer you a treat after, I'm sure. I'm bored, like it's new.

[Sun 12:09pm – SMS]
Are you? I mean.. do you like... balls?

[Sun 12:08pm – SMS]
I think she wants to watch another one. I hope she's kidding. I can't do this anymore.

[Sun 12:12pm – SMS]
Are you ........ seriously asking that ... like that ?

[Sun 12:13pm – SMS]
You say this like it's the apocalypse. Say you only stay if you choose the movie. It's always working with my friend.

[Sun 12:14pm – SMS]
I didn't wanted to sound rude that's why I said it like that. But.. If you want me to be serious. Are you gay?

[Sun 12:15pm – SMS]
Oh, man, you definitely don't know her. She won't let me choose the movie. EVER. She might choose one i like, if i stay quiet long enough maybe ...

[Sun 12:16pm – SMS]
Well, yeah ... Yeah, I am. Why ?

[Sun 12:17pm – SMS]
And how much time do you have to stand quiet?

[Sun 12:19pm – SMS]
Oh.. Wow dude, it's great you assume yourself like that. Congrats. Well..cuz... When my ex-girlfriend break-up with me she said I was not playing on the good side.. and since then I'm thinking. And... you know.. I just.. Think that I am?

[Sun 12:18pm – SMS]
I don't know, that's the problem ...

[Sun 12:20pm – SMS]
Oh, trust me, it wasn't always like that. But when you kiss a girl and you're not feeling what you're supposed to feel ... well, you cope with that. Well, you know, women are always right ...

[Sun 12:21pm – SMS]
You're so courageous. I couldn't stand five minutes in front of an horror movie.

[Sun 12:21pm – SMS]
I just... It's hard to explain but, I don't feel attracted by women I guess. I check more into guys than girls. I just don't think it's my thing, you know? I never got the butterfly stomach breathless feeling with a girl in my life. I want to open myself to this posibility, which I'm pretty sure is the one true solution to my love problem.

[Sun 12 – SMS]
Ugh, she still trying to choose the film. It's my moment !

[Sun 12 – SMS]
Man, stop thinking, you're thinking way too much. If you feel nothing for woman and check out guys well, you have you're answer, no ? Now you just need to find the right guy and you'll be sure.